Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Why would a robot need to drink? Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Why would a robot need to drink? I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. One hundred dollars. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.