I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Now what? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. One hundred dollars. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.