Why would I want to know that? Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Tell them I hate them.
- In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
- Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. But existing is basically all I do! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Soothe us with sweet lies.
Love’s Labors Lost in Space
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.
- But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
- Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
- We don’t have a brig.
The Farnsworth Parabox
Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!