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Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

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angelo

angelo 18/09/2014 at 09:05 | Reply

Kif might! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. File not found. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?

    Bender 22/09/2014 at 11:15 | Reply

    For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! No, I’m Santa Claus! What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.

      Profesor 22/09/2014 at 11:16

      Take me to your leader! Hello Morbo, how’s the family? It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.

God 22/09/2014 at 09:21 | Reply

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. You mean while I’m sleeping in it?

    God 22/09/2014 at 09:22 | Reply

    Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Hello Morbo, how’s the family? You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you?

Super Man 22/09/2014 at 11:13 | Reply

Throw her in the brig. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Tell her she looks thin. Now what?

angelo

Angelo 22/09/2014 at 11:23 | Reply

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

angelo

Angelo 22/09/2014 at 11:24 | Reply

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?

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