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Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Who are those horrible orange men? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! One hundred dollars. Tell her she looks thin.

Jurassic Bark
You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! That’s not soon enough! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Take me to your leader!

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I had more, but you go ahead. Noooooo! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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