Every other day it's food, food, food.
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May 20, 2014 | Melissa Sing 42 Comments
I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Noooooo! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Now what? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
But I've never been to the moon!
may 10, 2014
We don't have a brig
september 27, 2014
Every other day it's food, food, food.
april 2, 2014
11 Comments
Melissa Sing5h ago | REPLY
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. One hundred dollars. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
Jessica Red17h ago | REPLY
Who am I making this out to? You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?
Dorin Sans2d ago | REPLY
Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Why would I want to know that? Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Jessica Red3d ago | REPLY
It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.
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