But I've never been to the moon!


No! The cat shelter's on to me. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Why would a robot need to drink? Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Why would a robot need to drink? I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Melissa Sing

If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. You can follow her on Twitter.


Melissa Sing5h ago | REPLY

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. One hundred dollars. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.

Jessica Red17h ago | REPLY

Who am I making this out to? You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

Dorin Sans2d ago | REPLY

Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Why would I want to know that? Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.

Jessica Red3d ago | REPLY

It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.

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